We thought we would leave you some things to think about while we are at The Church Basement Ladies play. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services. While many of you have heard some of these before, we thought they might get us "in the mood" for the play which we will be seeing tonight. Also--in our local churches, there are often some pretty incredible and hilarious announcements.
Enjoy:
The Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals.
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday evening in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
Ladies, don't forget the Rummage Sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
Don't let worry kill you off--let the Church help.
Miss Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Father Jack's sermons.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Hopefully, we will come back with some winners also!
